Pick-Up Lines

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
--Brittany Rice


My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t keep it in.
or
*while holding up an apple* May I tempt you?
--Jamie Knight


Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
--Matt Eckhart


How do you spell your name again?
or
Do you have a fever, because you look hot!
--Jason Edgar


There’s a tree in Jamaica called the Macka tree with a lot of prickles on it. Men would say, “Baby I would climb a Macka tree for you” to show how desperately they want you.
--Vanessa Irvin


Girl, do you have SARS? Because you take my breath away.
--Bethany Wiebe


What’s your testimony?
--Mike Salvatore